Now, it’s 2am (while I’m writing this — I’ve queued it to post exactly at 3:30), and there’s a possibility that I may be slightly disgruntled because I’m tired…Actually, fuck it, I’m always disgruntled.Anyway children, today, I’m going to talk a bit about girls and self-respect. “Oh Joel, we…
Joel, you’re the greatest.

I know. I know.
(thank you)
I know. I know. (thank you)
Joel, you’re the greatest.