"What? Holy shit, do you have anemia? Uh, edema, hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions, pica? GERD? Lana do you have GERD?"

"Two of them have been to my apartment. Or three, or whatever."

"The Last Samurai" starring Tom Cruise? He’s the last samurai? Give me a break, that movie was offensive."