Whitney’s Miltank is a fucking douche.

Always has been, always will be.

While on the subject of Pokemon X and Y.

Will they get rid of the ridiculous trading? Because seeing a Pokemon you want and then seeing you need to give the person you’re trading with a level 9 Mew for that Pokemon is fucking stupid.

So basically, Pokemon X and Y is Pokemon on steroids?

Sky battles?

JEEEEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUUUSSS

Horde encounters on Pokemon X and Y? 1-on-5 battles?

JEEEEEEESSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS

*sees pokemon that I want on global trade station*

*person wants to trade it for a level 9 legendary pokemon*

We can change the skin tone and hair colour of our character in Pokemon X and Y? Character customisation?

I hope that everyone gets the same events when Pokemon X and Y drop later this year. I’m sick of Japan getting EVERY FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING EVENT.

Seriously. I would like something too, Game Freak and Nintendo. Show me a Deoxys or a Dragonite or something. Don’t be putting out events once in a blue moon for us.

Alright, so in Pokemon, you can have up to six Pokemon on your team. Now, think of yourself as a trainer — what would your team be?

Go.

“Breaking: Lance admits to doping his Pokémon with Full Restores to win all 7 of his Pokémon League Championships, claims everyone does it.”

“OMG I LIKED POKEMON BETTER WHEN IT WAS 151 POKEMON!”

“RIP POKEMON. GENERATION ONE TO FOUR.”

“OMG THESE NEW POKEMON GAMES SUCK.”

“WHY CAN’T WE GET A RUBY, SAPPHIRE AND EMERALD REMAKE?”